Complete Piece of Shit Gets What He Deserves

Elmer Stewart Rhodes, wife beater, child abuser, disbarred attorney, and founder of the far-right militia group The Oath Keepers, has been sentenced to 18 years in prison after being convicted of seditious conspiracy and evidence tampering in relation to the January 6th riots on the Capitol in 2021.

The domestic terrorist and abusive father of six was sentenced by Judge Amit Mehta, who opted to enhance Rhodes’ sentence for terrorism. The Justice Department was seeking 25 years for the domestic terrorist, as a prosecutor stated in court that a harsh sentence was important “to ensure the respect for the rule of law that is essential to the survival of our democracy.”

Just before handing down his sentence, Judge Mehta told Rhodes, “You, sir, present an ongoing threat and peril to this country.”

January 6th, Dumb Fucks Day: A Poem

Dumb Fucks Day poem

So, I had an idea to write this, as the trials are ongoing and the dumb fucks are being sentenced and locked up (some of the very same people who shouted “lock her up!” at Trump rallies are now sitting behind bars — irony can be beautiful). I know it’s out of season, but it needed to be created so I’ll be able to post it on January 6th, Dumb Fucks Day, next year, and every year after.

Be wary, be wary 
On sixth January 
Of gallows, sedition, and riot 
There is no reason 
This seditious treason
Should ever be kept quiet 

Dumb fucks, dumb fucks
'Twas their intent
To take over congress
And kill old Pence
Violent throes 
With MAGA foes 
And poor old Biden
To overthrow

By our vigilance 
They were stopped 
With a coerced Tweet
From the orange hair mop
Proud boys, proud boys let the cells clang shut 
Proud boys, proud boys those people are nuts.