So, I had an idea to write this, as the trials are ongoing and the dumb fucks are being sentenced and locked up (some of the very same people who shouted “lock her up!” at Trump rallies are now sitting behind bars — irony can be beautiful). I know it’s out of season, but it needed to be created so I’ll be able to post it on January 6th, Dumb Fucks Day, next year, and every year after.
Be wary, be wary On sixth January Of gallows, sedition, and riot There is no reason This seditious treason Should ever be kept quiet Dumb fucks, dumb fucks 'Twas their intent To take over congress And kill old Pence Violent throes With MAGA foes And poor old Biden To overthrow By our vigilance They were stopped With a coerced Tweet From the orange hair mop Proud boys, proud boys let the cells clang shut Proud boys, proud boys those people are nuts.
